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Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Shit happens all the time and right now!
Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.
Smile, they said, life could be worse. So I did, and it was.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything I said.
Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.
Soon they will all stop laughing, and then you will be laughing!
Stop posting. Start reading. Stop reading. Start doing.
Support mental health or I'll kill you!
Sure, I'm insane, but it keeps me from going crazy!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The best way to predict the future is to create it!
The difference betwen men and boys is what they pay for their toys.
The freedom of speech is insignificant next to the right not to listen.
The french, sex and comedies are funny, yet no french sex comedies are funny.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The high cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity.
The Journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
The minds and muscles of the Brotherhood are to be kept sharp as the swords of gods.
The mockingbird can change its tune eighty-seven times in seven minutes. Politicians regard this interesting fact with envy.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
The only easy day was yesterday.
The only failure in life is the failure to try!
There are never any problems in life, only challenges.
There is no home like
There is no substitute for guts.
There's nothing wrong with building dream castles as long as you don't try to move in.
They that live in sin shall die in sin.
Today is a good day to die.
Truth stands when the world is burning down.
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
We don't believe in miracles we rely upon them.
We must defend our own privacy if we expect to have any.
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
What do you fill your time between girls with? Other girls.
When everything else fails, read the instructions.
When you kill one, it is a tragedy, but when you kill one million, it is a statistic.
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Who needs hits when you can live on a fantasy of getting them?
Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why did the Mafia kill Einstein? He knew too much.
Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.