If It Was Cool

But if it was cool.
It would be me and you.
Think of all the nasty things we could do.
That would something, but only,
"IF" It was cool, but it ain't though,

Tell me, would he mind,
If I kissed ya,
Now he's at home, watching E-S-P-N
If I took you home, would he miss you?
But it dont' matter, cuz I don't get down that way.
No, if you were mine, would you do this to me?
While I'm at home, watching reruns of Drag
Net with a bottle of Hennesey.
Would you be ashamed when you saw,
And what would you say?

But if it was cool.
It would be me and you.
Think of all the nasty things we could do.
That would something, but only,
"IF" It was cool, but it ain't though,

Whoa, so nice to meet,
Oh, I try to teach you the best I could,
Like a true gentleman should.
Girl, I've gots to meet to him,
He right there, might just see it,
I'll be around, same bat time, same bat channel,
You know the station, whoa.

But if it was cool.
It would be me and you.
Think of all the nasty things we could do.
That would something, but only,
"IF" It was cool, but it ain't though,

If it was cool.
If it was cool.
If it was cool.

That would something, but only,
"IF" It was cool, but it ain't though,

[Continues on to a short track]