Zeplin song

Why are the burners always toast?
why are the stoners always stoned?
why did the chicken cross the road?
the Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same 'ol lead again & again..

Sometimes I gotta say shutup
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
sometimes I gotta hide
sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's on a stairway to hell
yeah that is him
playin' the zeplin song again&again&again&again&again&again

I'm a guitar
honest pop single cut away
please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols are anything