Merry merry merry frinkin' christmas

(chorus)
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas
All you New York Yankee fans can kiss this
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pi**ed
Have a merry merry merry frickin Christmas

(vs. 2)
Joe Torre, he's a weirdo
Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo
(hey!)A-rod you gotta feel the sting
You could of gone to Boston to wear a World Series ring
We all know you're chokin on your lunch
Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch

(chorus)
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas
All you New York Yankee fans can kiss this
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss Steinbrenner's really pi**ed
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin Christmas

(Bridge)
2004, the best Christmas yet
A World Series ring
I was sick of hearing 1918 (18,18)
(Hey George, I hope ya can't sleep at night!)