A tiger dancing

Purpose to make kids nervous
Absurd curvature known to come free with any purchase
And it seems to work
I didn't mean to hurt your ego
Webelos scout, keep the kerchief
Wipe your peepers, it's Ebenezer Bleezer's freezer pleasers
Sukiyaki succotash smash your speakers
Hummingbird tongue spun gutter stun gun words, yum
Sunburst Buttersworth, verse one
I've been fortunate for these past quarter of orbits
More of the time bouncin' between joyous and morbid
I'm sore from tug of wars with words and phrases
But sick of abstainin' from stainin' pages with brain drips
Don't strain or else sprain your lips
Feelin' brave, bitch?
Bring beef and leave with braised tips
Smothered in gravy, train wreck the set daily
Your behavior ain't been favorable lately
A veritable barrel of terrible fates awaits how people
relate to you And equate your parables
Mics and lady friends, poke 'em both like they're darin' you
Tongue undulations elate the maritals

(7X)
Move tiger, pick up your paws and let's dance
Entrance, mesmerize, and move hands