Next Contestant

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you?d do it again
I?ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you?d do it again
I?ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They?re cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don?t they know it?s never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody?s grabbing her ass
Everyone is coming on to her
This time somebody?s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you?d do it again
I?ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you?d do it again
I?ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I?m hating what she?s wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can?t wait ?til they get what they deserve
This somebody?s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you?d do it again
I?ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you?d do it again
I?ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you?d do it again
Each night seems like it?s getting worse
I wish you?d do it again
This somebody?s getting hurt