Hard on the ticker

CHORUS:

She's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker


Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy
Hits the floor
Silky hair
Garnet lips
Swingin' double-jointed lips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
It's partly pleasure, partly dear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin'
Fellin' like the end is near
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer
'Cause

(Repeat chorus)

That's my girl
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
It'd make my benificiary
A whole lot richer----

(Repeat chorus)