10th anniversary song

I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell
I take showers even though it won't help the smell
Do it in my basement, cheap equipment
Ate all the Doritos, need another shipment
Found another sample, wrote a new song
Recorded it 32 times and it still came out wrong
It was way too long and the vocals too low
And I think the tape deck is running a little slow
This song is even hurting my ears
We haven't been creative in ten long years