Sudden Death
20 besedil pesmi
The adventures of mr. long
Find a wife, get a life, do something You're just wasting away, what more can I say You're gettin' all excited over nothing...
Praying to the porcelain god
Please no more (no more) Let me make it through the night all right (all right) My stomach has reached a new height Please great Porcelain God no...
Necrophilia
Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am Those underground are the best in the land Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am If the dead can't do it, no one can...
Hip hop gangsta
(chorus) We do gang-bangs and drive-bys And when it comes to blunts we got a year's supply But we only act tough on the video screen 'Cause we ain...
(toe) jam
Pull it out your toes, not out of your behind Toe cheese goes well with a fine wine Store it in a pickle jar, keep it in the pantry Collecting all ...
The psychic enemies network
Love, sex, your future looks bleak Your son will be born as a two headed freak And then sometime next week, your wife is gonna die When she tries t...
The mouth
His mouth keeps moving as his heart keeps beating He's constantly talking, and/or eating I avoid him when I can but I live in fear He only inhaled ...
Ozzman
I hold the record in Guinnes for bat heads finished I'm finding new ways to mutilate the Queen's English My son wears cammo, he wants live ammo I c...
Silicon valley
'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed I see a beautiful woman with a speed bump on her chest Yo, what the Hell, who's idea was that Th...
Inflatable love
My inflatable love My inflatable love You're my inflatable love, made in Japan With a mouth wide enough to hold a soda can Made of the finest la...
Couch potato
I got no wife and I got no life But I got my remote so I'm set for the night Never shower so I smell like rotten eggs Cobwebs growin' out the si...
Fat chicks in spandex
Everywhere I go I just can't get away From the overweight legs gift wrapped every day I'm a humble man, I don't ask for much But it would be nice t...
Dead rappers f. hot waffles
[Hot Waffles] Livin or not I gotta give 'em their props They've been dead for years, but the rhymin don't stop They'll be back, doesn't matter what...
Blow up the bathroom
Blow up the bathroom! All night long! Blow up the bathroom! Man, that's just wrong Blow up the bathroom! It's nasty they tell me Blow up the bath...
Brain dead
Well the beat flows in and goes out the other ear What I hear that remains get straind like a sieve Soul the only survivor to live Makin' another...
A christmas tail
It was the day after Christmas and all through the house Everything was a mess, I even found a dead mouse The stockings were ripped off the women on...
Abby normal
Normal is boring, same is mundane You can't really have fun until you lose your brain So rip it out through your nose or cut open your head And you...
10th anniversary song
I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell I take showers even though it won't help the smell Do it in my basement, cheap equipment Ate all ...
It sucks to be you
But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin' your own? Ya know I just saved your rear I killed a shit eatin' dog on the wa...
Hold on (to your lunch)
That settles in your stomach runs it all around Till it spews out your mouth then spills on the ground Can't think of anything creative so we're was...