Weird Al Yankovich
33 besedil pesmi
The saga begins
(CHORUS) Oh my my that here Anikin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sa...
Smells like nirvana
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me I don't know Don't know, don't know, don'...
Young, dumb and ugly
We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad, Or we just might toilet paper your lawn. We got a reputation round these parts, We only leave a ...
You don't love me anymore
Seems you don't want me around, Now the passion is gone and the flames died down, I guess I, lost a little bit of, self esteem, That time that you ...
Which backstreet boy is gay
Tell me who? Aint sayin that its AJ Tell me who? Aint sayin that its Howie Tell me who? I never wanna hear you say: "Which backstreet boy is gay?" ...
When i was your age
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate, You lazy brats aint nothing good enough. Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 ...
The white stuff
The White stuff, the white stuff, The first one was a sweet one, The second one was a blast, Soon I finished off the bag, ate em up real fast, You...
Trigger happy
Theres no feeling any greater than to, Shoot first and ask questions later, Now I'm, Trigger Happy, Trigger happy everyday. Well you can't take my...
The night santa went crazy
The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain...
The plumbing song
F. Farian/B. Nail and D. Warren Baby I sure wish I could give you a hand, But plumbings one thing I don't understand, It's true, Don't have a clue,...
Talk soup
Get me on Sally Jesse, Put me on Donahue, 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it Right now, My dog's a narcoleptic, My mom's a circus freak, I g...
Taco grande
Taco... Grande Taco... Grande Yo quira chimichagas y chile colorado Yo tengo et dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre, muy bue...
Syndicated inc.
Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me "MASH" and "All in the Family" "...
Polka your eyes out
to list!) Rock the cradle of love, rock the cradle of love, Yes the cradle of love, don't rock easy it's true, Rock the cradle of love, I rocked th...
She never told me she was a mime
You see, my baby, she started to change, Started looking kinda strange, Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards. Well I guess she ke...
Phony calls
Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall Bu...
Livin' in the fridge
There's something weird in the fridge today, I don't know what it is, Food I can't recognize, My roomate won't throw a thing away, I guess It's pr...
Jurassic park
I recall the time they found those fossilized misquito's, And before long, they were cloning DNA, Now I'm being chased by some irate Velociraptor, ...
It's all about pentiums, baby
What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Wo...
I was only kidding
When I swore that I could never, Be with anyone but you. When I told you that I loved you, With those tender words you spoke, I was only kidding, ...
I'm so sick of you
You drink the milk right from the carton What are you, in kindergarten? You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air Then you use my razor to ...
I can't watch this
I can't watch this, I can't watch this, I can't watch this, I can't watch this, My my my my TV makes me, so bored, Makes me say, oh my lord. What ...
I remember larry
Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair '...
Franks 2000 inch tv
I still remember, when that delivery truck came down our block, What a lucky guy I here he got the last one in stock, And the neighbours are just gr...
Cavity search
My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor, please ...
Callin' in sick
I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching ...
Bohemian polka
Is this the real world, Is this just fantasy, Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality, Open your eyes, Look up to the skys and see, I'm j...
Airline amy
Now lately I've been flying to all sorts of places That I never really wanted to go, I'll do anything just to spend a little time, With the cutest...
Achy breaky song
You can torture me, With Donny and Marie, You can play some Barry Manilow, Or you can play some schlock, Like new kids on the block, Or any village...
The alternative polka
Hey! "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't ...
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everyt...
Bedrock anthem
John Fruseiante and Chad Smith. Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation, Sometimes I feel like I want to go, To the city of cavemen, The city of be...
Amish paradise
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and s...