The plumbing song

F. Farian/B. Nail and D. Warren
Baby I sure wish I could give you a hand,
But plumbings one thing I don't understand,
It's true, Don't have a clue,
B-b-baby I canb tell youve got a big problem,
When you flush the John, It turns the shower on,
Baby, Watch ya gonna do?
If dranos a joke and your plunger is broke,
Then call the mensch with a monkey rench,
Baby, He'll be here for you.
Showers backing up-up-up,
Water won't go down-down-down,
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Don't forget my plumber,
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Sinks been stopped up all summer,
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Better call the plumber,
He'll know what to do,
Pipes been blowing up, Pipes been breaking down,
And the carpets soaked, right through,
Ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba,
Ba ba ba ba ba, kitchens flooded too,
Baba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba,
Baba ba ba ba, Girl ya know its true,
B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer,
If he works for one day costs ya half a years pay,
Baby, he can be here by two.
So if you got cash, he'll be there in a flash,
Making service calls in his overalls,
Baby, he'll do his best for you.
Showers backing up-up-up,
Got you feeling down-down-down,
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Don't forget my plumber,
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Leeky pipes are a bummer,
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Time to call the plumber,
Mabye call a few,
Got a problem with plumbing, Got to blame it on something,
Blame it on the Drain that was cloggin, cloggin,
Blame it on the faucet, dripping all night,
If hairballs grease and goo, won't let the water through,
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah.
When I flush the John, now when I flush the John,
It turns the shower on,
(roto-rooter 65000)
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby,
Better call the plumber,
He'll know what to do.